I'm working on staffing this panel:
Sex, Food & Discworld
Who doesn’t love a double entendre? ("Bartender, make mine a triple!") Our panel* will include some of the most scandalous minds on the Discworld.**
* Hands-on workshop available through the Seamstress Guild by appointment only.
**consisting of those who are 18 at heart, with at least 32 years of experience, n’cest passe?***
*** That’s foreign for “been there, done that”
We'll range all over the Discworld and try not to shock the horses.
Can you talk about this in a witty, observant and pun-filled way? If so, write to me at email@example.com
Hat tip to author Kristine Smith for the title